Friday, 22 January 2016

My body is worth more than free drinks!


Free drinks in clubs gives free pass to my body?

Horny drunkards clearly don't know the value of a woman's body.
I'm yet to find out why men think buying ladies a few drinks in a club gives them access to their bodies for the night. I was chilling with my girls one night at a club somewhere in Pretoria. Well one of my girls just got dumped so it was a "pick her up" kinda outing.  We opted for the VIP section since we weren't in the mingle monga mood. So while we there looking all pretty and single, a group of fine Nigerian men walked in the Vip section and they looked monied.  So ja, men were the last thing on our minds because we were there because we were drinking away the heartache they brought to our circle.
They kept on looking our way and it was hard to miss that they were hella fine.

Eventually the waiter then brought to our table the second bottle of the Jameson we ordered and a Moet bottle.  I was ready to go all Jackie Can on him because it was mid - month and we were on a tight build get night and he said these are drinks from the Gentlemen on the corner table. We all turned to look and they raised their glasses. Oh wow thank you we said as we raised our glasses.  Moet?  We whispered and giggled, everyone knows that anyone who can afford Moet is a Top shayela kinda being. As we were still enjoying our free drinks,we saw them walk towards our table and damnit they had the "Gentlemen walk". They all walked the same,rhythmically so.

US being girls,we were asking each other if our hair and make up looked fine. They introduced themselves and I swear their colognes smelled of Dollars nje! I had far too many drinks by then so to me their names were "IGWE and OGAR". We enjoyed their drinks and what company but the club was about to close so we decided we gonna leave before the stumpede takes over. The Nigerian company offered us a ride whom little did they know that we had our own ride...We are grown ass independent  women not broke students.  We told them we have our own rides and they asked which hotel are we meeting.  Me being the easily annoyed and angered one then said "The never hotel" and we walked away. It passes them off and they followed us with insults telling us to give back their drinks.  They made a huge scene and we were rescued by the police. Guys need to know that not every girl has exchange rate motives...you buying booze out of your own free will I ain't going to give you my body over that. Buy it don't buy it I'm still going to leave the club drunk so please!

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